Chode-Ometer©
Quick links:
* Is it a chode? *
* Do I have a chode? *
What is a "chode"?
Well, that's just the point of this site - we don't really know. Yet.
UrbanDictionary defines a chode as:
chode: (n) It is when a the diameter of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.
normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D
"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
chode: (n) Any item girthier than it is lengthy.
"Look at that thing! Because it is girthier than it is lengthy, it is a chode!"
(In the author's opinion, those pink boxes are chodes.)
Well. That sure is ambiguous.
What does the world consider a chode, exactly?
Wouldn't it be satisfying to know the
* exact ratio of chode radius to chode height *
that our society considers most chodeacious?
Perhaps that's why you're here.
Seeking the same godlike numerical precision we seek.
Seeking:
THE CHODE CONSTANT!
* Click Here *
to watch a long skinny thing
get progressively more chode-like.
When YOU think it's a chode, click:
THAT'S A CHODE!
We'll get your opinion on the chode constant,
and will tabulate a world average.
Soon, we will know the exact
number that makes a chode a chode,
and we'll report our findings.
Likely it will:
Once we've got a consesus, millions
around the world will be able
to measure various, cough, items,
do one division and find out
if they're dealing with...
A CHODE.
Try it now!
Compare against
the current average
chode constant!